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i met a man from belgrade

Posted by roots_ee 
i met a man from belgrade
May 27, 2006 01:33PM
he said hello and gave me lemonade
he said do u speak my language
i said no
and gave him a ham sandwich

he was 7 feet tall and full of muscles
and his hair was full of touselles



one love one peace
Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 27, 2006 01:39PM
I met a man from Belgrade
He said he'd been out on a raid
I said what was the big occasion
He said we stalked some fat Croatian
I said that sounds like heavy s hit
It was, he said, he split to Split
I said hey split's a noun and verb
He said and I'm a Southern Slav and Serb

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Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 27, 2006 01:45PM
that man was not paid
for the hard work
he said
and he did not eat pork
for breakfast
lunch or supper

he was going to be a duppy conquerer
when he dress up with him fedora
suit and thing
cane and coming for a fling
driving the toyota



one love one peace
Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 27, 2006 01:50PM
he did always have a maid
clean him cottage
and the pottage
in the garden and in the fields
mowing the grass
so green
now barren caw of no rainfall
now almost barren
and mek him so sullen
tipping the narrow wheelbarrow
was making him get so much sorrow
not fallow,

when will the birds come?
those nice ones,
those swallows



one love one peace
Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 27, 2006 02:44PM
Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 28, 2006 09:13AM
I met a young man from Belgrade
Liked to **** **** with a grenade.
My patience wore thin so
I pulled the pin,
and he was scattered to Novy Sa(i)d.

Weak I know, but its early morning and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet...



Post Edited (05-28-06 02:13)

Re: i met a man from belgrade
May 28, 2006 02:37PM
There I was just a walkin down the street, and up comes this here dude from Belgrade
He looked at me askance and spoke in a hushed tone
You don’t look like your from around here he mumbled into his short sleeve
You’re a perceptive bugger I shot back at him
What is it you seek he spoke now a bit louder
It’s about a poem I am writing I told him in uncertain terms
A rhyme for Belgrade I seek without success
You think that’s hard he said with an evil sneer and an upturned nose
You should try
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