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Straight To Steelie's Head

Posted by Dick Dockleaf 
Dick Dockleaf
Straight To Steelie's Head
August 07, 2004 12:18PM
Don't Laugh At Me ('Cause I'm A Fool)

"I'm not good looking, I'm not too smart,
I may be foolish but I've got a heart,
I love the flowers, I love the sun,
But when I try to love the girls,
They laugh at me and run.

Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool,
I know it's true yes! I'm a fool.
No one seems to care,
I'd give the world to share my life
With someone who really loves me.
I see them all falling in love.

But my lucky star hides up above.
Some day may-be
My star will shine on me.

Don't laugh at me 'cause I'm a fool."


Thanks for brightening up the last few days with your all-seeing, all-knowing world view, Steelie

Lots of love from the BAF crew

smiling smiley
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 08, 2004 02:24AM
dick dockleaf sez "lots of love from the BAF crew". be sure to use protection.
Dick Dockleaf
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 06:48PM
All I've ever really wanted to be is Norman Wisdom

smiling smiley

Norman Wisdom
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 07:10PM
All I ever wanted to be was Dick Dockleaf :-)
Dick Dockleaf
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 08:31PM
I wrote you a song Steelie cos I think I'm fallin' in love with you!

XX

;->

Dick Dockleaf
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 08:58PM
No, honest, it's true. I lie in bed at night trying to fix a picture of some hot chick like Victoria Wood in my mind, but instead I keep fixating on you and all 245 pounds of your sporty manliness - it's hard!

Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 09:04PM
"it's hard!"

Triple-entendre of the day!

One love,

Rootz
Dick Dockleaf
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 09:06PM
fnar fnar!

;->

Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 09:17PM
You spit poison. We know that. Is there anything else you do?

One love,

Rootz
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 09:40PM
(Excuse me, I'm off to fellate a kangaroo.)

One love,

Rootz
Kangaroo
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 10:52PM
mmmmmmpppphhhhhhmmmmmppphhhhhhmmmmmmmpphhhhhhhhh.......
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 11:07PM
Yup, the dumbass angaroo insisted on having it the other way...

One love,

Rootz
Kangaroo
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 10, 2004 11:28PM
:-)
Kangaroo
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 11, 2004 12:02AM
Well ya know I'm a hungry kangaroo and there was this Australian dangling what looked like a link of sausage.........
Re: Straight To Steelie's Head
August 11, 2004 12:07AM
Oh, I've no complaints... I hope the sausage was big enough to satisfy your cravings...

One love,

Rootz
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