The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United

Let us join feathers in protest of their heathen ways!!!
Bun, this ones for you...
"Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos turkeys jus wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, an turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate an not on yu plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.

I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey say 'Benj man, eh, I wanna enjoy it,
But dose humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys jus wanna play reggae
Turkeys jus wanna hip-hop
Havey you ever seen a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’?
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey His name was Turkey
He said ‘Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?’
I said, ‘I am not too sure Turkey
But it’s nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy and waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash.’

So, be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.
Ha Ha........

what a @#$%& turkey

sorry....what a #^%%$*^ turkey

gobble gobble

I was born on Thanksgiving, FYI

No I didn't... I guess why it's for you!

and for all those that carni, www.gobblegobble.com has the best smoke turkeys on the planet, no joke. They make a perfect gift. They even bill you after the holiday season is over.

do they have a message board? I'd like to talk some turkey

they are not that sophisticated. they just smoke turkeys for 7 days. they do have a telephone and are really friendly if you can understand the southern drawl.

> they just smoke turkeys for 7 days

i bet they get pretty wasted

(cough choke cough) smooth

it gives me a deep meditation

Lets all get some tryptophan, and get wacked out of our gourds

You guys have too much free time!

pass
the turkey
pon the
left-
hand
side

pass
the dressing
pon the
right-
hand side

if haffi learn

i've got
a flock
of turkeys
here yeah,
smoking in my backyard

i got
a hundred weight
of turkey leg
coming from st ann
st ann.

I am an Inernational Farmer, raising up my good thanksgiving turkey

Yeah Bun, Carlton Livingston, 100lbs a turkey leg!
Nice One Pale, little Peter Broggs action!
How about a little Barrington- Thanksgiving remix-
"Mama send me out fi go buy some Turkey,
me make a mistake a me go buy Tofurkey
Now she nah have no giblets to make the gravy"

food is my message
with turkey an' taters' dis
mus haffe blaze it
turkey jerk smokehouse-

Is there really such thing as a food chain anymore?
I Mean---- People eat everything and so does my cat=)



Happy Trails

ah.... nevermind.

Hey Hugh, that was the best post today....where's the patois key on the keyboard?

-ForwardZion+ @ first glance i* thought you mite be a stiff mama but after this post i* C U have SENSE of humor. Bless*