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The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United

Posted by ForwardZion 
The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:32PM
Let us join feathers in protest of their heathen ways!!!
Bun, this ones for you...
"Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas
Cos turkeys jus wanna hav fun
Turkeys are cool, an turkeys are wicked
An every turkey has a Mum.
Be nice to yu turkeys dis christmas,
Don’t eat it, keep it alive,
It could be yu mate an not on yu plate
Say, Yo! Turkey I’m on your side.

I got lots of friends who are turkeys
An all of dem fear christmas time,
Dey say 'Benj man, eh, I wanna enjoy it,
But dose humans destroyed it
An humans are out of dere mind,
Yeah, I got lots of friends who are turkeys
Dey all hav a right to a life,
Not to be caged up an genetically made up
By any farmer an his wife.

Turkeys jus wanna play reggae
Turkeys jus wanna hip-hop
Havey you ever seen a nice young turkey saying,
‘I cannot wait for de chop’?
Turkeys like getting presents, dey wanna watch christmas TV,
Turkeys hav brains an turkeys feel pain
In many ways like yu an me.

I once knew a turkey His name was Turkey
He said ‘Benji explain to me please,
Who put de turkey in christmas
An what happens to christmas trees?’
I said, ‘I am not too sure Turkey
But it’s nothing to do wid Christ Mass
Humans get greedy and waste more dan need be
An business men mek loadsa cash.’

So, be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
Invite dem indoors fe sum greens
Let dem eat cake an let dem partake
In a plate of organic grown beans,
Be nice to yu turkey dis christmas
An spare dem de cut of de knife,
Join Turkeys United an dey’ll be delighted
An yu will mek new friends ‘FOR LIFE’.
Ha Ha........
flip
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:37PM
what a @#$%& turkey
flip
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:38PM
sorry....what a #^%%$*^ turkey
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:40PM
gobble gobble
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:43PM
I was born on Thanksgiving, FYI
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:44PM
No I didn't... I guess why it's for you!
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 01:53PM
and for all those that carni, www.gobblegobble.com has the best smoke turkeys on the planet, no joke. They make a perfect gift. They even bill you after the holiday season is over.
flip
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 02:05PM
do they have a message board? I'd like to talk some turkey
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 02:10PM
they are not that sophisticated. they just smoke turkeys for 7 days. they do have a telephone and are really friendly if you can understand the southern drawl.
Hugh G. Go
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 02:18PM

> they just smoke turkeys for 7 days

i bet they get pretty wasted
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 02:31PM
(cough choke cough) smooth smiling smiley
Hugh G. Go
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 02:53PM

it gives me a deep meditation
Pale Ryder
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:30PM
Lets all get some tryptophan, and get wacked out of our gourds
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:30PM
You guys have too much free time!
Hugh G. Go
Smoke Turkeys
April 01, 2004 03:33PM

pass
the turkey
pon the
left-
hand
side
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:35PM
pass
the dressing
pon the
right-
hand side

if haffi learn
Hugh G. Go
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:39PM

i've got
a flock
of turkeys
here yeah,
smoking in my backyard
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:47PM
i got
a hundred weight
of turkey leg
coming from st ann
st ann.
Pale Ryder
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 03:50PM
I am an Inernational Farmer, raising up my good thanksgiving turkey
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 06:14PM
Yeah Bun, Carlton Livingston, 100lbs a turkey leg!
Nice One Pale, little Peter Broggs action!
How about a little Barrington- Thanksgiving remix-
"Mama send me out fi go buy some Turkey,
me make a mistake a me go buy Tofurkey
Now she nah have no giblets to make the gravy"
matty
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 01, 2004 07:06PM
food is my message
with turkey an' taters' dis
mus haffe blaze it
turkey jerk smokehouse-
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 02, 2004 09:40AM
Is there really such thing as a food chain anymore?
I Mean---- People eat everything and so does my cat=)



Happy Trails
bun n cheese
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 02, 2004 09:46AM
ah.... nevermind.
poppatop
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 03, 2004 01:14PM
Hey Hugh, that was the best post today....where's the patois key on the keyboard?
Re: The cult of Meateaters - thus spoke Turkeys United
April 03, 2004 01:22PM
-ForwardZion+ @ first glance i* thought you mite be a stiff mama but after this post i* C U have SENSE of humor. Bless*
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