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An ignorant lady, or barmy

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The man
An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 19, 2005 07:38AM
An ignorant lady, or barmy
Plonked her bottom down on a salami
When the meat disappeared
She said that she feared
She'd mistaken it for a tatami

Observer
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 19, 2005 08:47AM
"tatami"

Please refrain from obscenities.
bmd
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 19, 2005 09:38AM
There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a start
Let off a great fart
And found it was perfectly true
The man
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 19, 2005 06:37PM
A tatami is a mat used in Japanese homes and is not an obscenity.

In fact, the only obscenity I see on this board is use of the word "kelt".

Observer
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 19, 2005 09:19PM
"kelt"

Watch out for those hairballswinking smiley
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 20, 2005 09:16AM
merry xmas to you peter
Re: An ignorant lady, or barmy
December 20, 2005 01:08PM
ok efforts but nothing that is gonna worry the man from Nantucket much...
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