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There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy

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There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 05:26AM
There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy

There once was a librarian called Grumpy
Whose favourite singer was Bumpy
He said I've heard 'Truths And Tights'
Over many long nights
And also the one 'Water Pumpie'.

Peter L Simons - January 2006
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 05:58AM
I nearly alway spell Johnny Osbourne incorrectly.

I am currently working on a fragment that begins

There once was a poet named Jah Reel
Who was oft mistaken for John Peel
One day at Glastonbury ...
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 06:18AM
I must get back to work now that the boss is back from lunch, but before I do...


There is a fine writer called Reel
and some squeal that he has no appeal
and yet they post as him
on noticeboards passim
and their real moniker they conceal



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Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 08:38AM
The bulk of ex-baffers are Brits,
Consider themselves sparkling wits,
But as I read postings,
Defamings and roastings,
The Sierra board gives me the creeps.
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 08:51AM
I reckon its easy to post on this thread when your name is Stamina! and nothing rhymes with it :-)

Respect

Baldy (henceforward to be known as 'orange')



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Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 10:21AM
There one was a poster called "Stamina!"
Whose favourite meal was ham in a
Sesame seed bun
And to add to the fun
Eaten listening to "Girl from Ipanema"
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 10:26AM
Flamen, Flamina

There was a young yankee named Stamina
Who set himself up as an examiner
Of the feeble wits
Of the ex-Baffer Brits
But his own wit was as thin as a lamina

(Poetic licence, purely, my dear chap. Nothing personal intended by that last line. In fact enjoyed your squib immensely).
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 12:08PM
lol
:-)



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Mash it Up! - Upbeat, danceable reggae and straight-up, funky-assed funk.
We give money to the Alpha Boys School
[www.mashitup.org.uk]
Re: There Once Was A Librarian Called Grumpy
January 17, 2006 01:58PM
Nice one Grumps...at my age anyone who calls me 'young' surely has my gratitude...
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