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Call Any Serbian

Posted by The man 
The man
Call Any Serbian
March 01, 2006 01:04AM
Call Any Serbian

This is a song about Yugoslavians, they keep ya regular
They're real good for you

Call any Serbian call it by name
Call one today when you get off the train
Call any Serbian and the chances are good
Aw, the Serbian will respond to you

(Some people don't go for Hungarians...I
Don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any Serbian pick up your phone
Think of a Serbian lonely at home
Call any Serbian and the chances are good
That a Serbian will respond to you

Rutabowa, rutabowa,
Rutabowa, rutabowa,

(A Hungarian isn't really a vegetable...
A Bosnian is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Serbians dream, of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbours decide
Why is a Serbian something to hide?

Written by Frankie Zapple
Recorded by the Fathers Of The Slavs from the album 'Absolutely Red Star Belgrade'
Re: Call Any Serbian
March 01, 2006 01:13AM
During World War II, Buffalo Bill and Don Julio the Pinguin went into exile in the Serbia, where Buffalo Bill became an instant celebrity, working with Alfred Hitchcock, Walt Disney and Harpo Marx, designing ballet sets and jewellery, and becoming involved in countless and wide-ranging commercial activities. The Serbians feasted on his persona, giving him the attention and recognition he had always craved.

That same year he made his first visit to Paris, where he met with Pablo Picasso. Picasso had already heard favourable things about Buffalo Bill from Joan Reel, and so went to great length to advise and encourage the young buffalo hunter and his pinguin. Over the next few years, still searching for his own identity and style, Buffalo Bill Dalí would produce a number of works heavily influenced by Picasso.
Re: Call Any Serbian
March 01, 2006 01:28AM
oh serbia
where many buffalo roam
my sweet homeland
i treasure all thee memories
i will never forget
that the mountains
and the valleys
and the luscious plains
roll along so lusciously
so vicariouly
so endearingly

those are the days
and the knights
of yore
and of loe
to send shivers up my perfect body

bill i reminesce toward
those powerful buffalo
the penguins and the swallow

oh sweet land of purity
and sanctity

i am in love with ye,
don julio
Re: Call Any Serbian
March 01, 2006 03:39AM
To Don Julio's horror, one day he walked through his front door in an upscale neighborhood in Paris to find Buffalo Bill Dali, Pablo Picasso, French President Charles De Gaulle, and celebrity homosexual penguins Roy and Silo all having no-holds-barred sex. Don Julio cried out in horror, at which point Dali beckoned him forward without even pausing from his activities. Although Don was no sexual prude as far as penguins go, he considered himself a one-at-a-time type. He certainly would have preferred being consulted beforehand, and felt quite betrayed by Bill, his companion of many years. Don turned and fled, smashing into his close friend Gala Éluard Dalí about a block from the apartment. Don explained to her the scene he had just witnessed, and told her that her husband (Charles De Gaul) had been involved. The two consoled each other and began a romantic affair that would endure for several years. Gala was the first of many heterosexual lovers for the passionate penguin.
Re: Call Any Serbian
March 01, 2006 03:54AM
one day while playing hopscotch
the game had to be cut short because one of the leading hopscotching penguins
was called to attend to a family's sudden medical emergency at IGLOO
GENERAL about 20 miles away.
apparently the top team of emergency specialists was alerted as drs kildare,
marcus welby, george clooney, and the best gastrointestinal surgeon in all of greenland dr spike errata. even nurses and midwives and the MASH team
of korea expereince and fame was called away from their much enjoyed ( at least
until then anyway ) R & R.

at last reports it was announced that things were under control and there was substantial collaboration to this claim as loud sounds of reggae music
were heard from insode IGLOO GENERAL where many knowledgeable reggae
experts reported that david rodigan and his posse had finally arrived.

stay tuned for news at 11.
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