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Hilton at the Academy

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The man
Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 04:09PM
Eek A Mouse
Brixton Academy

The ill-conceived and inappropriately named Fair Deal venue in Brixton reopened last Thursday distinguished newly as the Academy, host to Eek A Mouse, but proves as sad a showcase as ever for the yodelling rodent's London debut. Cold, unforthcoming and cheerless, its front entrance chained and guarded by men with dogs, sole ingress via a side alley, the vast domed building dampens from the first the enthusiasm generated by Mr Mouse's unqualified presence.

Big bout ya in every sense, Eek A Mouse places his hands on his hips, reclines his head and loftily addresses his audience.

"Bong bong diddy, bong bong giddy moii!" he confesses, "deng deng ged a men den den den den ged a moi!"

Interspersed between which is stated social and political commentary and not least various articles of Ripton Hilton's curriculum vitae. The mouse as the man.

We learn that "me muma, me muma, me muma, me muma, woi, woi, woi, woi, woi, woi, Jah know say she grow me without a pupa. Me only have one big sister and them kill me bredda. They say that 'im a fight black power, him and the one Bobby Bowyer from Old Harbour."

He exclaims of 'Terrorists In The City', expiates on 'Ganga Smuggling', offers conclusions on 'Hitler' and the 'Nutron Bomb'.

He say "eh eh eh Argentina and England, they too are fighting over Falkland Island. America say them want Afghanistan. No, no, no, no, no, no, say the Russians, eh," And "eh eh eh eh eh the Shah of Iran, he stole the money and away he ran. He said eh eh catch me if you can, tell them deng..."

His unique eek a voice is to be heard ringing out over Lambeth as I take leave and it reminds me of the time I hear sounds of the Burning Spear chanting like redemption through the secluded tree lined streets of Bayonne. Some of these Jamaican singers are originals without peer.

Penny Reel
Originally published in the New Musical Express
papa ray
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 04:37PM
What year wuz that from Penny? Since then, the Mouse has discovered steroids
and moves like some rough DJ slouching towards southern Cali....
The man
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 04:44PM
I can't actually remember Ray. Possibly mid-1980s.

Reel
papa ray
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 04:46PM
I saw him once in the early 80s at a bus stop in Jamaica. He was traveling
with a nice Mickey Mouse bag.
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 06:54PM
i saw him a few times here in ca-and he looked like he was on some thing.

one love-juan love
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 08:10PM
Here's a nice photo of Hilton in action at the Academy


Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 02, 2006 08:29PM
I like steroids that the Mouse has discovered then.
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 03:14AM
Parden my lack of media savy because I live deep uppin the hills
but what is this Hilton topic about. First glance I thought it was
a photoshopped barbie doll but who knows now day? Could be a
cyborg.
<><><><>
"I'm fleeing from the city
The city is set up on fire !"
Yabby You
Ovah and In
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 04:21AM
Eek=A=Mouse's real name..... Ripton Hylton
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 04:29AM
> Eek=A=Mouse's real name..... Ripton Hylton

Thanks - I get it now.

I was once in a dressing room with Mouse
after a gig and he pulled a gal behind a partial divider and started
copulating her. About 20 people in the room.

On the continuum between apes and angels the brother definitely
belonged in the zoo. I hope he has grown up.
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 07:01AM
probably not.
one love-juan love
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 08:13AM
Quoting Ovah:
"I was once in a dressing room with Mouse
after a gig and he pulled a gal behind a partial divider and started
copulating her. About 20 people in the room".

I've heard a disturbing tale about Eek-A-Mouse than this .... but that the sort of thing that can bring internet boards into disrepute so I won't elaborate here. If JB is interested in such things he knows where to find me. winking smiley
jb welda
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 05:12PM
why would i care?

one love
jah bill
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 09:14PM
True, Bill. Just in case you were interested.
quick heads up
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 10:10PM
no offense, be careful about ape comparisons..
( disgusting as this dude apparently is)
papa ray
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 03, 2006 11:32PM
'three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
discussing the way things are supposed to be
'Now Look', one said to the other two
'There's a certain rumor
that can't be true,
that man descended
from our noble race
why the very idea
is a big disgrace!
No Monkey
ever abandonded his wife
to starve her babies
and ruin her life---'
Yeeaahhhhhh,
THE MONKEY SPEAKS HIS MIND'----

Mr. Dave Bartholomew
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 04, 2006 12:22AM
good one papa ray!
Re: Hilton at the Academy
March 04, 2006 01:11AM
> no offense, be careful about ape comparisons..
> ( disgusting as this dude apparently is)

apart from that some unfortunate little brothers may want
to draw the race card with it, please tell why one must
be cafefull about the 'apes to angels continuum' school ?
<><><><>
Acknowledging the 10,ooo X 10,ooo (to the infinite)
Equally blessed tribes.

Ovah
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