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Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer

Posted by gamersman75 
Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 04:04AM
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

The man
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 04:07AM
I've got a kilo of cannabis in the boot

Observer
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 06:08AM
or.....

"My name is Willie Nelson" (even in Texas)

Willie Nelson backstage at Katrina Benefit, Austin, Texas 2005




Post Edited (04-09-06 06:17)

"love shines brighter than the morning sun"
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 06:35AM
actually happened -
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( very late at night )
i was blasting the reggae music in the car after hearing some good reggae by burning spear and i was unaware what i was doing...

it was true but it didn't work...
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 07:16AM
which one didn't work, rootsee? I know you don't look like Willie!



"love shines brighter than the morning sun"
miguel
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 09, 2006 08:26AM
haha...a kilo of cannabis...
alisha
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 10, 2006 08:34AM
naw ma i wasn't drinkin'
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 10, 2006 08:54AM
he he :-)
nobody but nobody else look like willie nelson:-)
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it very late at night and
i was blasting the reggae music in the car after hearing some good reggae live by burning spear earlier that night so i truthfully told the highway patrolman that...

" i had just been to a reggae concert by a famous reggae singer and i was very happy and as the reggae was playing in the car, i was oblivious and i was unaware what ihow fast i was driving...i was not paying attention to my rate of speed..."
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while it it was all true,
but it didn't work...
Re: Things You Should Never Say When Stopped By A Police Officer
April 10, 2006 09:18AM
how about, "do you know who I am?"
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